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Prepare to consume some Knockwurst Sausage

Picture the scene: Europe is divided and Britain stands alone, its values, its way of life, even its continued existence threatened as never before by the relentless onslaught of far-right extremism…

But enough about Brexit; let’s talk about World War II instead.

In April 2019 BaCStage will be saying ‘Allo ‘Allo to René and all the regulars at his café. 

Based on the hugely successful British television series than ran for seven seasons, this uproarious comedy relates the adventures of hapless café owner René in occupied France.  You’ll see all of your favourite TV characters in the flesh, including René’s tone-deaf wife Edith, Crabtree the British spy who thinks he can speak French, and Herr Flick of the Gestapo.

René and his wife have stashed a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen are also hiding until the Resistance can repatriate them.  Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments this intrepid proprietor endures in the company of his patrons.  News that the Führer is scheduled to visit the town inspires tricksters disguised as Hitler to frequent the café.  Meanwhile René summons all the wit he can muster to save his café and his life.

After three successful and entertaining auditions we’re delighted to be welcoming some new faces to BaCStage as well as welcoming back some original BaCStagers who we haven’t seen much of recently.

The French

René . . . Ash
Edith . . . Christine
Yvette . . . Sue
LeClerc . . . Ross
Michelle . . . Julie
Mimi . . . Becky

The Germans / Italians

Colonel Kurt von Strohm . . . Ron
Capt. Bertorelli . . . Thomas
Herr Otto Flick . . . Luke
Helga . . . Julie-Ann
Lieutenant Gruber . . . Steve
General von Schmelling . . . Kevin

The British

Officer Crabtree . . . Gary
Airmen . . . Zara & Phillip

Director . . . Gordon
Stage Manager . . . Denise
Sound & Lighting . . . Jason & Dan

'Allo 'Allo read through
Herr Direktor’s vord ist final!

 We are diluted to be finishing the year on such a hoe.  Merry Crustmess to every win of you!

This amateur production of ‘Allo ‘Allo is presented by special arrangement with SAMUEL FRENCH LTD.

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Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once (more)

We have just one more audition for ‘Allo ‘Allo, on Tuesday evening.  All are welcome to come along any time between 7:30pm and 9:30pm.  It’s been great to see new faces at both of the auditions we’ve held so far, and we’re well on the way to casting the show, but it’s not too late to get involved!

Extra audition – Tuesday November 27th, 7:30pm

Download the ‘Allo ‘Allo Audition Pack for more details, including a description of each of the characters.

'Allo 'Allo Audition Poster

Tempted to audition? Just turn up!

We had some new faces at our first audition for ‘Allo ‘Allo last night.  We have two more auditions, on Saturday morning and Tuesday evening.  If you fancy giving acting a go, just turn up – you don’t need any previous acting experience, you don’t need to bring anything – you don’t even need to tell us you’re coming.  We like surprises at BaCStage!

Open auditions for our next production Allo ‘Allo are taking place next week at the Old Day School in Bluntisham.

Saturday November 24th, 10:30am
Extra audition – Tuesday November 27th, 7:30pm

Download the ‘Allo ‘Allo Audition Pack for more details, including a description of each of the characters.

'Allo 'Allo Audition Poster

There is obviously no piss for the wicked

Open auditions for our next production Allo ‘Allo are taking place next week at the Old Day School in Bluntisham.

Thursday November 22nd, 7:30pm
Saturday November 24th, 10:30am
Extra audition – Tuesday November 27th, 7:30pm

All are welcome, no previous experience is needed.

Download the ‘Allo ‘Allo Audition Pack for more details, including a description of each of the characters.

'Allo 'Allo Audition Poster

If you fail to attend we will be notifying Berlin.

‘Allo ‘Allo auditions in November

We will be holding open auditions for our spring 2019 production ‘Allo ‘Allo on November 22nd and 24th.

Those of you who have been paying attention will know that our production for the spring of 2019 is ‘Allo ‘Allo, the classic TV sitcom transferred to the stage by the original authors Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft.  Cafe Rene will be opening its doors in early April, and as soon as it does it will be full of Germans, the French resistance, that Italian captain and even that English twit who thinks he can speak French.  How is a decent, honest cafe owner supposed to conceal from the Germans the two British airman he his hiding, not to mention conceal from his wife the two affairs with the waitresses that he is having?

If you would like to be part of ‘Allo ‘Allo come along to one of our open auditions on

Thursday November 22nd at 7:30pm
Saturday November 24th at 10:30am
at the Old Day School, Bluntisham

No previous acting experience is required. You don’t need to prepare anything for the audition, just turn up.

Rehearsals will start early in the new year.  Production week runs from Saturday March 30th to Sunday April 7th 2019.  You will need to be available for that week, and for a minimum of 80% of the rehearsals.

As well as all the much-loved characters from the TV series, the stage play also features a number of parts for non-speaking extras (customers at the cafe) which give you a chance to get a taste for being on stage without the need to learn lines!

Download the Audition Pack for more details.

Allo Allo auditions

 

Listen very carefully… we have Wonderful news!

It’s been a bit quiet round BaCStage Towers lately.  We have mostly been melting in the heat.  You know the heat wave has gone on too long when even the trashy papers can’t be bothered with headlines about it being hotter than Rio / Madrid / Mallorca / Mordor / the centre of the sun / the fires of hell / my pants (delete as appropriate).

However, lack of outward signs of activity does not mean we haven’t been busy.  Besides wilting, and avidly following / avoiding / ignoring the recent World Cup (remember that?) we have been busily working on our next two – yes, two! – productions.

A timeless classic, with a twist

Firstly, after successful auditions in June we have cast It’s a Wonderful Life for our Autumn 2018 production.  Rehearsals started last week, and we’re delighted to welcome another newcomer, Alan.  The full cast will be published here soon.

It’s a Wonderful Life, based on the timeless classic Frank Capra film, has been adapted as a “radio on stage” play by Tony Palermo.  The performance focuses on the voice characterisations of over 30 characters by just eleven actors, so most of us will be doubling, tripling or even quadrupling up on the number of parts we play.  Will we be able to pull it off?  Come along in October to find out!

An English farce with a European story line

Looking further ahead, in April 2019 we are planning a production of ‘Allo, ‘Allo.  Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft, the same authors as the hit TV show, the stage version of ‘Allo ‘Allo plays like a feature-length, “greatest hits” version of the sitcom featuring favourite characters – and jokes – that made it such a big success.  It is also very timely – what could be more appropriate as our first post-Br*x*t production than an English farce with a European story line?

We will be holding open auditions for ‘Allo ‘Allo in November (once we’ve completed It’s a Wonderful Life) with a view to casting it before Christmas* and starting rehearsals early in the new year.

Social media in “positive outcome” shock

In more good news, we’d like to thank Manda for coming forward and volunteering to help us with our treasurer vacancy after seeing our advert on that there internet.  Thank you Manda!

Stay tuned for more details on all things BaCStage…


* apologies for using the C-word in early August, and for using the B-word at all, in any context, ever.