Old Day School, Bluntisham

Give us a clue… doh!

Bluntisham and Colne Stage Group

Give us a clue… doh!

Cereal Killer

Colonel Craddock’s guests are gathering at Bagshot House.  They had better watch their backs though, and also their fronts and their sides, for peril lurks in every dark nook and cranny.  There is a cereal killer in their midst!
(Shouldn’t that be “serial killer”? – Ed)
Cereal Killer
(Apparently not.  As you were.)
But who is the murderous miscreant?  This is the one and only question that faces us.  And what is their weapon of choice?  (That is two questions – Pendant Ed)  And why are they murdering the Colonel’s guests?  (This is now three questions – Pendant Ed, again)
Is it Cardew Longfellow, with the dagger?
Or perhaps it is Count Puchlik, with the rope?
Maybe it’s Martha, with the spanner?
Or could it be Captain Henrietta, with the candlestick?
Or maybe even Cynthia Maple, with the revolver?
Surely it isn’t Lady Isadora, with the lead pipe?
Lead Pipe
Could it possibly be Colonel Craddock himself, with the dog?
(No.  No no no.  For the last time, we are not doing “Inspector Hound“, or “Hound of the Baskervilles”, or “Hong Kong Poirot”, or “Digby the Biggest Detective in the World”.  There.  Is.  No.  Dog. – Dogged Ed)
Very well, but that doesn’t nesse…celery mean that the Colonel isn’t bumping off his own guests for some nefarious purpose, does it?
Who is the multiple murderer?  How many of those inhabitating Bagshot House will live to see another day?  Will Inspector Pratt unmask the miscreant, or become one of the victims?  Join us for Secondary Cause of Death to find out – you’d be barking mad to miss it!

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(the sequel to Murdered to Death)
by Peter Gordon
April 19th, 20th & 21st 2018 ~ Bluntisham Village Hall
This amateur production is presented by arrangement with
Josef Weinberger Limited


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  1. Nicola Doyle says:

    The best yet Luke😂
    Sent from my iPad

    • luke says:

      Credit where it’s due – Gordon provied the photos. I merely hypothecated on the horrendous horror. Do you have a better theory Missus Maybe?

  2. Gordon says:

    Please note no cornflakes were harmed in the making of these photos!

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