Christmas is coming, the panto’s getting near
Songs, jokes and dancing, and heroes to cheer
When you see the villain, be sure to hiss and boo
And if you win the raffle – well done you!
It is December, which means you can now put your Christmas decorations up (what do you mean they’re already up?), start eating mince pies (what do you mean you’ve already started?) and start getting excited about the panto! BaCStage will be performing Beauty and The Beast in the new year.
“Be our guest!”
“You look… like a girl!”
“I don’t like the look of this, Trigger. I’m sure those trees are alive!”
“Run, Trigger, run! Let’s get out of here!”
“…for the last time, will you stop playing with my pendulum!”
“Do you want a pie in your face?”
“How odd. A talking teapot”
“We’re not scared of you!”
“…was it green? With horrible teeth?”
“Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!
Kill the Beast!”
“I eat people for breakfast – and for lunch. And for dinner I eat their children!”
“I may have to look at your wotsit”
“It was big and hairy and I was rather scared!”
“I would love a single red rose, Papa”
“And roses, lots of roses…
I love roses…
They’re my favourite flower…