One week to go!
There’s just a week until opening night – tickets on sale now!
“Oh my Lola! All I do is for you! I adore you!”
“…don’t mention blue serge gym knickers – ugh!”
“When I go to work I’m going to get a car. I could take my mum out shopping and things”
“Who wants to take their mum out? A motor-bike is better. A motor-bike is smashing for taking birds out on”
“Pity really. I never could resist a man who uses binder twine on his trousers”
“I mean, we’ve all got troubles no doubt – but we all don’t sit on a bench and bore some poor innocent stranger to death”
“He’s talking again – to me! If he does it any more I’ll call the police…”
“Might as well talk to yourself!”